
I do my best to keep up with technology but I’ll admit a few things – I’m not on Facebook, I’m scared of iPhones and I don’t understand Tweeter. There are very few people (probably one that I can think of) who I’d care to be updated on that frequently and to be completely honest, if I were to start “tweeting” or whatever, I can’t imagine having something that exciting happen to write about everyday, let alone every hour or every 15 minutes. My life just isn’t that interesting all the time, but if you’d like to know what my bowling average is frame by frame tonight, let me know.
Anyway, I do find pleasure in occasionally using technology to my advantage, like in the sense that I can see what you people are searching for on Google to get to my blog. The search terms are interesting, sometimes making me question what I write about and sometimes making me question the idea of restraining orders. For the most part though, I find them fairly entertaining. Here are my favorites, in no particular order:
- three teens on mr softie ice cream truck
- emily rose and usa pilot – It’s true. I have a thing for Sully.
- dog ate rose petals
- the emily rose cocktail bourbon – Awesome. If this drink actually exists, please tell me.
- emily traitor
- navy beans & pork hocks
- candy bacon – Sounds delicious.
- emily delaurentis rose
- broken wrist
- delicious and emily and rose – Yes, and yes.
- i dated a food critic
- carb count Courvoisier
- the exercising of emily rose
- morgan freeman glove at the grammy’s – My real favorite.
- samuel l jackson’s gloved hand at grammy
- emily rose, florida state – Creepy, who are you out there looking for me?
- when i make ham and bean soup my booth I – And that’s it. They just stopped right there.
I like the ham hock one the best. Who wouldn’t want to be associated with a ham hock?
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