http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/17/ap/strange/main4807636.shtml
Poor guy. The economy is bad and he was just trying to break into a little ol’ car so he could drive to work, I’m sure. Didn’t even see it coming.
The real bad guy in this sitch is the advertising executive who thought it was a good idea to market wedgies for a taco place.